"There was one submission called Demon Rugsuckers From Mars, or maybe just Rugsuckers From Mars. It’s about vacuum cleaners. And there was a scene with this dorky bearded fellow making graphic love to a vacuum cleaner. That was the one time I thought, what the hell am I doing with my life?"
Could Quon print these spicy little conversations and send them to his buddies?
Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia, inquiring on the possibility of printing text messages (via maxistentialist)
Well, I didn’t — I wouldn’t think that. I thought, you know, you push a button, it goes right to the other thing.
Chief justice John Roberts, realizing that texts are routed through a service provider (via maxistentialist)