Stuff I like. I have varied tastes.

extrapanties:

"There was one submission called Demon Rugsuckers From Mars, or maybe just Rugsuckers From Mars. It’s about vacuum cleaners. And there was a scene with this dorky bearded fellow making graphic love to a vacuum cleaner. That was the one time I thought, what the hell am I doing with my life?"-Kevin Murphy

extrapanties:

"There was one submission called Demon Rugsuckers From Mars, or maybe just Rugsuckers From Mars. It’s about vacuum cleaners. And there was a scene with this dorky bearded fellow making graphic love to a vacuum cleaner. That was the one time I thought, what the hell am I doing with my life?"

-Kevin Murphy

"Huge, twisted turtle-mind"

"Huge, twisted turtle-mind"

(Source: summerfetish)

(Source: saekurosawa)

thedrunkenminstrel:

radondoran:

Wisdom from Carl Barks, “A Christmas for Shacktown”

Donald Duck knows the score.

thedrunkenminstrel:

radondoran:

Wisdom from Carl Barks, “A Christmas for Shacktown”

Donald Duck knows the score.

Could Quon print these spicy little conversations and send them to his buddies?

—Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia, inquiring on the possibility of printing text messages (via maxistentialist)

Well, I didn’t — I wouldn’t think that. I thought, you know, you push a button, it goes right to the other thing.

Maybe everybody else knows this, but what is the difference between the pager and the email?

—Chief justice John Roberts (via maxistentialist)

bookoisseur:

psychopopwebcomics:

Denis Medri draws Star Wars as an 80’s high school movie

This is awesome.